“Do you have a no farting in the kitchen rule?”

There is but one unspoken rule I always do my best to maintain, and that is: there shall be only one person in the kitchen at any given time. While there are times when dishes are being washed that something can be thrown away without any real hassle, the kitchen is simply too small. The whole area is too small, the entrance is too small, and having even two people in it trying to move around is likely to trigger claustrophobia in those who suffer from it.

As for farting: it happens, but we don’t speak of it.

With care,

~ Grigori